edwardspoonhands:

satancigarettes:

The vlog brothers URLs suck

    ethanwearsprada:

    undeadcosmicunicorn:

    Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

    these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

      mikeyfornia:

      But you know, the new fans will NEVER actually understand:
      - Ketchup
      - Teenage Queen
      - Derpball
      - A day in the life
      - hemmo 1996 
      or even what we feel for Gotta Get Out.

        posted 1 hour ago with 372 notes

        baracknobama:

        cardio? more like cardino

        This
        Is the cam I know

            search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

            search-the-castle:

            ladiesloveloki:

            nervous-crossbow:

            yeahseeimclever:

            spermjackiavelli:

            miss-nerdgasmz:

            modifiedmermaid:

            freemindfreebody:

            swift-as-the-coursing-river:

            jimcavill:

            Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
            Screw this world. 

            If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

            Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

            Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

            #that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

            I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

            Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

            She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

            A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

            "BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

            "My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

            And you know what….I agree 100000%.

            It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

              fallingformagcon:

              michaelgordons:

              knowlizzycurran:

              Wow… This guy makes Nash Grier look like a saint

              he is fucking trash i am so angry 

              I’m really fucking confused on why I saw a girl on twitter the other day saying she loves this asshole

              What the fuck?! He told people that telling him to kill himself won’t make them a better person and there he is, doing it. This little fuck needs to get some Jesus in his life.

                ashtonhasmyheart:

                Cause of death: Michael Clifford’s purple hair making a comeback

                  posted 4 hours ago with 436 notes

                  itilly:

                  waiting for my otp to interactimage

                    posted 4 hours ago with 923 notes
                    barakat1818:

DILLON IS SO SHORT COMPARED TO SAMMY IT’S SO CUTE

Dillon actually the cutest little fuck someone hold me

                    barakat1818:

                    DILLON IS SO SHORT COMPARED TO SAMMY IT’S SO CUTE

                    Dillon actually the cutest little fuck someone hold me

                      posted 4 hours ago with 823 notes
                      lovingmyfangirllife:

Hey guys so i’ve seen other people try this and thought i would try it. I was suppose to switch schools this year but my mom changed her mind and now i cant, and now the only way her and Joe will let me switch for sophomore year is if this gets 30,000 notes. I got bullied so much last year that i went back in the closet and i’ve talked to the principal of the school my mom is making me go to and he cant to anything about bullying because of “religious freedom”. I went on a tour of the school I want to go to and met who my classmates would be and i feel completely safe there, while at the school my mom wants me to go to I dont feel safe and my anxiety is worse. So maybe we can get enough notes on this for me to transfer? 

                      lovingmyfangirllife:

                      Hey guys so i’ve seen other people try this and thought i would try it. I was suppose to switch schools this year but my mom changed her mind and now i cant, and now the only way her and Joe will let me switch for sophomore year is if this gets 30,000 notes. I got bullied so much last year that i went back in the closet and i’ve talked to the principal of the school my mom is making me go to and he cant to anything about bullying because of “religious freedom”. I went on a tour of the school I want to go to and met who my classmates would be and i feel completely safe there, while at the school my mom wants me to go to I dont feel safe and my anxiety is worse. So maybe we can get enough notes on this for me to transfer? 

                            holyviners:

                            I feel pretty with no makeup on.

                              posted 4 hours ago with 31 notes